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anarchy in the afterlife

from whats a genre? by J.M.V.D. Kieft

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crust punk? blackened crust?
if you find it offensive here is an even more offensive black comedy skit to distract you from it






moses and hitler are playing poker in hell at a table with all the genocidal maniacs, moses whispers to hitler: "I see many of my people walking around but I don't see any Amalekites"
Julius Caesar and general marius whisper to each other: remember when we almost got rid of both of them?{referring to moses and hitler} good ole days!
suddenly the protagonist from the song walks in
"we've finally achieved our proletarian dictatorship, your free now"
all the genocidal maniacs glance over at him with disdain and disapproval
"you idiot, that's the opposite of what we stood for"
they all collectively roll,
the protagonist from the song goes,
"well now were free from the tyranny inherit in the system we are now going to be an anarcho syndicated commune
Moses interrupts: what does god have to say about this?
the protagonist states: well i'm a deist so I don't believe he\she has or wants any say in the matter and is just the architect, and possibly?... ...the universe and\or multiverse itself?
moses retorts: "that just silly,...... god is an invisible man in the sky whom communicates with a select group of people and tells them to write books and kill off indigenous people living in the lands he wants, and oppress the females of the species"
the table applauds his response with great aproval
king Arthur: well lets not stay in hell any longer, t'is a silly place
hitler: agreed
willum kieft: hey I thought all you commie pinkos were atheists?
they all leave the table and bugger off, except gengis khan whom waits for them to leave so he can steal the chips

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from whats a genre?, released July 25, 2013

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J.M.V.D. Kieft New York, New York

records music from his home with "amature" production, has musical A.D.D and must jump from genre to genre but grew up listening to mostly pop music from the 60s, 80s, and early 90s, , has studied privately with instructors on guitar playing and has occassionally attempted to play various other instruments, I compensate for my "xtra lo fi-ness" with weirdness ... more

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